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It’s the first time your five-year-old looks at you over the rim of your morning espresso, points to the glowing Apple screen on the counter, and asks:

The father didn’t flinch. But I did. Not because of the money—in our circle, $130 is a dry cleaning bill. But because of the precedent .

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As we navigate this strange intersection of luxury lifestyle and sticky-fingered reality, remember: The most exclusive club in the house isn't the wine cellar. It is the you protect from the algorithm.

P.S. If you absolutely must let them play, enable "Guided Access" mode. You can thank me during your next spa day. It’s the first time your five-year-old looks at

But let’s be honest. They aren’t asking to play Temple Run anymore. They are asking for the keys to the kingdom.

Here is the Lifestyle Edit you actually need: But because of the precedent

Just don't hand them the passcode.