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The nation, in this case, was the entire canine population of the Federal Republic of Germany. And the event was the 47th annual Telepaws Awards, the Oscars of Hundefunkschau —German Dog entertainment.

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The audience gasped. A fight nearly broke out between the Leberwurst sponsors and a delegation from Feline Industries. The nation, in this case, was the entire

"Great job, Günter! The ratings are wunderbar ," Pixel panted. "Netflix-Wau has already greenlit your next project. A reboot of Lassie … but with a techno soundtrack and set in a Berlin nightclub." A fight nearly broke out between the Leberwurst

The Malamute documentary team—a fluffy conspiracy theorist named Helga and her long-suffering cat-sidekick (they were trying something new)—trotted to the stage. Helga accepted the award, which was a solid-gold replica of a flattened, drool-soaked rubber duck.

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