A- (minus one point for the [unfortunate Vonda Shepard musical interludes that go on 30 seconds too long])
We are used to TV heroines who are badasses. Ally McBeal was a mess. She was anxious, petty, brilliant, and kind. And 28 years later, watching her try to figure out life one hallucination at a time feels less like nostalgia and more like a hug from a friend who is just as lost as you are.
Flockhart plays Ally with a physical elasticity that feels more like silent film acting than late-90s dramedy. She shrinks. She stretches. She gets stuck in the bathroom during a date and has a conversation with her own reflection about her biological clock.
If you only know the parody, here is the case for the original. Ally McBeal (Calista Flockhart) is a Harvard Law graduate who takes a job at the quirky Boston firm Cage & Fish to work alongside her ex-boyfriend, Billy (Gil Bellows), who is now married to the passive-aggressive Georgia (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
It’s awkward. It’s boundary-less. And honestly? It captures the specific horror of running into your ex while you’re trying to hide a tear stain. If you browse the episode guide on IMDb, you’ll notice the ratings are surprisingly high for a show that “everyone makes fun of.” That’s because Season 1 isn't the zany comedy that came later (Season 2 brought the dancing baby; Season 3 brought the theme song lyrical changes). Season 1 is a dramedy about a depressive.