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But how? I’ve practiced on my pillow (Mr. Fluffy, who now smells of toothpaste and despair), and I’ve studied Romeo + Juliet on DVD until the menu screen burned into my retinas. Still. Zero actual lip-to-lip action with an actual boy who isn’t my cousin’s friend Tom (disaster—he laughed because I opened one eye).

— Georgia xxx P.S. Angus the cat just walked over my notebook and sat on the “lip balm” section. That’s a sign. Probably. --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

Then Jas, who is secretly a genius disguised as a girl who collects ceramic frogs, said: “What if we reverse-engineer it? We spy on couples who are good snoggers and take notes.” But how

Right. Listen. My life is officially over. More over than Mum’s attempt to serve “gourmet” cat-food pâté on crackers for Dad’s work do. Angus the cat just walked over my notebook